Blogs, Twitter: They are business tools. Think: Chainsaws.


Twitter and blogs -- What are they? They are tools.

Other tools in your business are:

Nobody is going to tell you "All you need is a telephone and you have it made!" Wrong! *Perhaps that magic worked once -- *in 1920. But today, starry-eyed young technophiles will feed you same line that for a blog, or for Twitter.

No, these are all just power tools -- like a chainsaw; you must understand them, and use them wisely. If you just start one without preparation, bad things can happen.

Now let us see how your blog and your twitter account fit into your most important business presence -- your website.

Your website is your billboard and your brochure

Like a tri-fold cardstock brochure, a business website needs to quickly explain to your potential customer

Like a billboard or a business card -- You have twenty-five words. Make them count. If you cannot explain yourself and capture attention in 25 words, you have lost the sale -- because you do not even know yourself!

Then take a few pages to go into depth about your services or your products. If you can, write a page two levels down from the opeing page with as much detail as you can, without giving away trade secrets. Search engines love details, and so will the 10% of your customers who are truly curious about you.

The Long Tail: Where Google Thrives and Microsoft's Bing Fails

According to a March 25, 2010 article in E-Week, Yusuf Mehdi the, senior vice president of the Online Audience Group for Microsoft Bing, explains their small share of the search market:

"We missed the boat early on that the focus was about the long tail. We actually focused a lot on the head of the queries. ... It turned out the long tail was much more important... On any given a month, one-third of queries that show up on Bing, it's the first time we've ever seen that query. A huge chunk of those, we'll never see again. They're like gone with the wind. The challenge of being able to... understand that new flow of data and... index the right thing... is a very, very hard problem."

So if you are a peanut vendor in Phoenix, Bing does very well at finding "peanut phoenix" but probably fails at connecting you to "brickle delight scottsdale."

Your website will succeed if you write for the long tail -- and that means offering a deep level of detail so that Google will find your site when someone types an unusual search. Conquer the basics first and then pursue the long tail -- and you will improve your basic ranking for the top words too!

Tweeting without a Blog: Failure to Communicate

Unless you can say everything your customers and fans need to know within twenty words (140 characters including spaces), you need a place to show pictures and write full sentences. "SALE ON PEANUTS STOP HALF OFF SPECIALS STOP ENDS TUESDAY STOP" -- Do your customers want to relive the days tipping a nickel to the uniformed boy on his bicycle for that telegram? Or do you want to show them a picture of a hot fudge sundae with your lyric prose singing praises of your custom roasted peanuts? You need a blog, or your "tweets" will fall on deaf ears.

Short URLs: Negative information, bad for your site

Twitter nearly forces you to use a service that rewrites your actual company link -- -- to something like http://a.b/3 ... which gets you zero ranking in Google or anywhere else. "Short" links give you zero brand recognition. Worse, if the "a.b" service goes away, which some have already done, all your "short" links break.

Some of these services also display your page inside a frame, with ads... do you want someone else's advertisements cluttering and covering your page? Especially when you have no idea what they might be selling or promoting -- your competitor's products? Something unspeakable?

Moral: Do not use the "short URL" services. Link to your page directly.

Frequent, but not too frequent

Finding the right frequency to send "tweets" is a challenge, and depends on your industry and your audience. One danger is pestering your followers with a barrage of trivia, for that is far worse than writing a little too few entries.

if you are selling bulldozers you might tweet once a month, but your coffee shop might announce a morning special and then an evening special. The coffee shop's blog might be updated once a week with a schedule of live music and the weekly pastry menu. Match the frequency to your audience and they will follow you. Mismatch, or send anything that feels like "spam," and they will cut you loose.

Be prepared to spend an hour every day

Once you begin a blog or a Twitter page, you establish an expectation. If you fail to meet it, your site becomes stale and gets ignored.

Do not start if you without full intention of devoting sufficient resources, and that means time, every day and every week. Either you or a staff member can write, but fairly regular updates are key.

If you are not updating on a relatively set schedule, then delete the page. An outdated website is much worse than none at all.

Be aware of Protocol, but avoid Subconscious rudeness

Do you talk "at" your customers? That is much worse than talking "to" them. Preferably you should talk "with" them.

When your school principal "talked at" you in the auditorium, you probably did not hear a word he said, whether he was expounding on the honor of winning the state championship or cursing the evils of wacky tabacky. And you probably dreaded an appointment to "talk to" your guidance counselor. Much better to have a conversation, and "talk with" your friends.

Twitter breaks not only this subconscious relationship but also long standing Internet protocol with their use of the "@" symbol. My email address is -- I am located "at" my company. But Twitter wants you to talk "@bill" ... instead of talking with me, you are shouting "at" me, and it looks like you are sending email to "" -- which is some kind of online banking company.

Be mindful of using Twitter's "@" -- it can be a subconscious rudeness.

When to use a Hashtag

Many Twitter users use "hash tags" -- writing a comment like, "I had breakfast with #Bush and #Clinton this morning." That allegedly is a way to describe searches better -- presumably if you search for "#bush" you will miss all the posts about rose bushes and juniper bushes. But does #Rush refer to the political commentator, the band, or the fraternity enrolment week? Unless you are specifically 'tweeting' about hot items in the news, skip the hashtags and just write normally.

Optimizing Your Twitter site

Unless you have a personal business, you should probably use a variant of your business name as your Twitter name, and your logo as the thumbnail photo. If you are a very small business, consider using a professional looking personal photo as the main thumbnail, because it lends an extra degree of connection. Your Twitter biography is shown as the page description by the search engines, so make that concise and topical (again, twenty-five words!).

You can also customize the Twitter page background with a graphical identity of your company. This needs to be subtle, not distracting. A muted photograph with your logo overlaid creates a visual reminder (called "repetition of elements") that establishes the feel of the page.


On Twitter people can "follow" (subscribe to) your page, and you can follow others. You have little control over who follows you, but you should be careful especially on a business page about whom you follow. Keep your political views off your business page, for example -- unless you run a political business. Same with your favorite bands and celebrities. You should follow appropriate trade associations or awards groups in your industry.

Be prepared for Real Feedback

Once you start a Twitter page or blog, be prepared for the fact that real people have real things to say. Not everyone is a happy person. And usually only people write things when they are upset, not when they love your product.

Be polite to everyone, even in the face of rudeness. Remember, the world is watching. Be a bigger person than the blithering idiot and the world will understand. Stoop to their level and the world may not forget. Think twice before clicking OK.

Speak softly, and carry a big stick -- Theodore Roosevelt

Now, get out there, start connecting with people who are your future customers, and have a little fun.

OpenOffice Databases


For a good mail merge tutorial: maintains a dictionary of registered data sources per network installation and per user configuration.

The data is maintained in the configuration files. Not in the windows registry or anywhere on the Internet.

Wat it is for? Well, if you are in Writer or Calc and you want to import data to a document or produce a mail merge you will be presented with the list of registered data sources. For example, open a Calc file and hit the F4 key - this opens the data source browser window at the top of the window.

Further you can manage the registration data - which is simply a mapping of a data source name to an ODB file on disk - in the options widow. Tools > Options > Base > Databases. This will allow you to register new ODB files directly, change which file a data source name points to or remove a registered data source name. NOTE - removing an entry in this dictionary does not delete the file it points to, only the entry in the registration dictionary.

Finding the UUID of a drive to mount on Linux


$ <strong>tune2fs -l /dev/sdc2</strong>
tune2fs 1.35 (28-Feb-2004)
Filesystem volume name: root
Last mounted on:
Filesystem UUID: 7d99ac7d-9fc5-42ea-8f47-f2fb92b6b8de


and then in /etc/fstab you can specify a mount-point, for example:

UUID=7d99ac7d-9fc5-42ea-8f47-f2fb92b6b8de /home           ext4    defaults        0       2

Strawberry Perl for Windows, including 7 64-bit


Strawberry Perl is a relatively new competitor to ActiveState Perl.

Strawberry includes MinGW (a port of the GNU compiler tools) and MSYS (a port of the bash command line) which run directly as Windows programs -- in contrast to Cygwin which is a separate environment. Yes that means you have 'make' and 'gcc' on Windows directly now!

Strawberry runs under 64-bit Windows 7; ActiveState doesn't yet. Strawberry installs even the latest modules from CPAN; ActiveState has precompiled 'ppm' modules which do not include the full CPAN complement nor the latest additions or updates.

Suspend fails on Dell Inspiron 8600


Applies to: Ubuntu Linux 9.10, 10.04

Reason: Laptop suspends but does not awaken properly. Screen is black, with or without cursor, does not respond to keyboard. Issue is that display backlight is not restarted.

Resolution: Per comments and instructions in the Lanuchpad Bugs site, in file /usr/share/hal/fdi/information/10freedesktop/20-video-quirk-pm-dell.fdi

Find and change by adding the bold text:

<!-- Dell Inspiron -->
 <match key="system.hardware.product" prefix="Inspiron">
<strong> <match key="system.hardware.product" contains_outof="1501">
</strong> <match key="system.hardware.product" contains_outof="1501;8600">